Breaking News! Breaking News! Oh no, the News is now all broken! Elton John's music used to be totally rocking in a wholesome heterosexeual way until around 2000 - then it got all degenerate, perverted and gay!
We know this because a mouthpiece of the Russian Orthodox Church told us. That's better than Science, so listen up!
According to Father Vsevolod, "homosexuality changes a person's psychology, his public and creative priorities."
"It is characteristic not only of this sir, but also of many others, especially representatives of gay community, we have them in our culture, our media, and in authoritative bodies," the archpriest noted.
According to the church official, "willingly or unwillingly people basing on their personal peculiarities start joining the liberal trend and oppose true moral renewal of the society, such a renewal that will touch lives of all people, including high ranking officials, not letting them speak about patriotism during the day and participate in homosexual orgies at night."
"This group, and those who keep their money and property in the NATO countries consciously or unconsciously try to suppress true patriotic and moral turn in Russia's future. High boot of the American cowboy stands on the tail of these glamorous pussies," Father Vsevolod believes.
I think by those glamorous pussies he means homosexual men? It's hard for me to tell because Vsevolod looks pretty glamorous and fancy a lot of the time too.(Image source)
In fact, the good priest's gaydar seems to have been pretty whacked back in the 1970s to 2000s, because it seems like pretty much everyone but him knew Elton was gay.
|Father Vsevolod (left). Elton John (right) ... before he was gay. (source and source)|
"I liked the music he did from the 1970s to early 2000s. Then as he rooted in homosexuality, his creative energy start running dry," the priest told Interfax-Religion on Monday.So basically, Vsevolod used to really dig Elton John, but after 2000 his music became... meh... well... I dunno... not so hot. So he's not really into John's work past 2000 - a clear indication that he became too gay to appeal to high ranking Russian Orthodox church officials. Seems pretty legit to me.