So what if the doorman is a creepy pastor and you're visiting God's house!
Okay, this is funny and creepy on several levels.
Kenyan pastor tells women to attend church without underwear so God enters them
Nairobi pastor Reverend Njohi has introduced a form of worship at his Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in which female members of the congregation are banned from wearing underwear so God can enter their bodies easily.I guess Mother Mary slept au naturel? What kind of deity cannot get past underwear? Surely Zeus had no problem with these things.
And what if these women don't want to be molested by Yahweh?
The good pastor told congregants that people needed to free their bodies to receive the spirit of Christ. Oddly, the men were not required to go to service commando style. Funny how this was overlooked.
Describing the wearing of underwear to church by women as ungodly, Reverend Njohi warned his members of dire consequences if they secretly did so.He even advised all mothers to ensure their daughters hadn't sneaked on a pair of skivvies.
So... creepy... so... creepy...
After this, the story becomes a bit muddled. It seems like some of the congregants got understandably upset and forced one of the pastors to unlock the church. They proceeded to vandalize it.
Short story: This pastor is a creepy pervert and clearly men of god in Kenya have way too much influence.
2014-03-04 Editor's Note: I've had people point out that the title was inaccurate. I hope it's better now. Titles are the hardest to come up with. I changed 'All Panties and Bras Outlawed By Kenyan Pastor - To Give God "Easy Access"' to "All Panties and Bras Banned In Church By Kenyan Pastor - To Give God "Easy Access"'