Kenyan lawyer takes State of Israel, Jews to Hague over Jesus' death
Dola Indidis, a lawyer and former spokesman of the Kenyan Judiciary is reportedly attempting to sue Tiberius (emperor of Rome, 42 BCE-37 CE), Pontius Pilate, a selection of Jewish elders, King Herod, the Republic of Italy and the State of Israel.
“Evidence today is on record in the Bible, and you cannot discredit the Bible,” Indidis told the Kenyan Citizen News.You know there could truly be something wrong in Kenya when you've got a lawyer being this batshit insane. Are crazy levels on the rise lately when it comes to taking ancient texts seriously? You know, I don't much care for the treatment of Osiris by Seth. I think I'll sue everyone named Seth. Expect a letter in the mail, Seth McFarlane, Seth Andrews!
“I filed the case because it’s my duty to uphold the dignity of Jesus and I have gone to the ICJ to seek justice for the man from Nazareth,” Indidis told the Nairobian. “His selective and malicious prosecution violated his human rights through judicial misconduct, abuse of office bias and prejudice.”I'm pretty sure Jesus (if there even was one) wasn't the only person who had their human rights violated back then. I hear the Hague was pretty relaxed back then and the United Nations didn't even exist - perhaps they only had that useless League of Nations back then?
Okay, there's nothing I can say that will add any more quality to this, so here's just a bit more.
When Jesus died, Indidis insists, he was not given an opportunity to be heard.I'd say that if he did exist then his words have been broadcast to more people than any other human ever.
“I am suing as a friend,” he said.Classic!
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